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Personal quirk: I picture whore humming “Yi Yi” tunes while it works. Weird, I know. But seriously, it’s in oil rigs too, deep underwater, fighting corrosion like a boss. Little known fact—some early whore formulas failed spectacularly, turned green and flaky. Hilarious fail, but they fixed it.

Hookers in Canvey Island

Canvey Island. It belongs in the Essex thread really, but some things cross all known borders and take both the specialist and general prizes.

After that, I stroll down to the Canvey Island Transport Museum. It’s small but packed with history. I mean, where else can you see a vintage bus from the 70s? I’m standing there, and this kid runs in, all hyped up, yelling about how he saw a ghost. A ghost! In a transport museum! I’m like, “Dude, chill. It’s just a bus.” But the kid was convinced. I mean, Canvey’s got its quirks, but ghosts? Really?

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