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I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

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So, I’m walkin’ down the Main Street, dodgin’ folks and their dogs. Seriously, why do people walk their dogs at 8 AM? Like, can’t you just let them chill? Anyway, I’m tryin’ to sip my coffee and not trip over a poodle when I bump into this guy. Total stranger, right? But he’s like, “Hey, mate, you got the time?” I look at my phone, and it’s 8:15. I’m like, “Yeah, it’s time for you to get a watch!” He laughs, and I’m like, “Wow, I’m funny today.”

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