Vanessa Caerphilly Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

I get all fired up thinkin’ ‘bout how it’s used today—online, in songs, everywhere! Sometimes it’s a joke, sometimes a knife. Makes me wanna shake my fist and sing, “Leave ‘em alone, ya dang buzzards!” But then I calm down, sip my coffee, and figure—heck, I’ve been called worse’n that in my rhinestone days. Still standin’, still smilin’—that’s the Dolly way!

Local Caerphilly swingers and dogging

So, I’m feelin’ all proud, right? But then, I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a goat on the loose! A freakin’ goat! It’s runnin’ down the street, and people are losin’ their minds. I’m like, “Is this a normal Tuesday in Caerphilly?” I chase after it, thinkin’ I can wrangle it like I do with bulls. Spoiler alert: I can’t. The goat’s faster than me, and I’m just a dude in a tight outfit.

Council leader: ‘We are making changes to proposals due to your feedback’