Anna Burnham On Sea Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

I’m sittin’ here, chompin’ a carrot, picturin’ it. Some poor sap stumblin’ in, thinkin’ he’s king, but “every stone has its place,” like in the movie. Brothel’s a stage, doc—every gal’s actin’, every john’s a fool. Once heard bout this one joint in Nevada, legal and all, where the girls unionized—yep, unionized! Bargained for dental, can ya believe it? Made me happy as a rabbit in a patch—power to ‘em, I say!

Brean Theme Park 9th September 2023

I went for my first ever visit to Brean Theme Park, near Burnham-on-Sea in Somerset! Now I know that that might not sound too exciting to many of you.

But then, I head over to the beach. The tide’s out, and there’s this massive stretch of sand. I’m thinking, “Perfect for a walk.” But as I’m walking, I step in something squishy. Ugh! It’s like, what even is that? I look down, and it’s a jellyfish! A dead one, thank goodness. But still, gross! I’m hopping around like a madman, trying to shake it off.

Fire spreads across two houses in Burnham-on-Sea