Evelyn Burnham On Crouch Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

The quaint Essex town full of old-world charm and beautiful riverside views

Burnham-on-Crouch War Memorial Grade II This memorial is protected, and listed on the National Heritage List for England maintained by Historic England.

Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my pastry! I’m like, “No way! Not my Crouch Crunch!” But that bird was relentless. I swear it looked me in the eye, like, “This is mine now.” I was furious! I mean, who does that?

'Do not approach': Man wanted in connection with disturbance in Burnham-on-Crouch as two others are arrested