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I’m ragin’ sometimes, scrollin’ X, seein’ these clowns braggin’. “Banged three birds this week!” Oh, piss off, you sad wanker. Happy though, when you hear rare wins – mate of mine, proper shy lad, found a fit lass on Tinder. Six years now, still bonkin’ like rabbits. Surprised me, that – thought he’d die a virgin, the muppet.

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So, I woke up, right? Sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was anything but chill. I grabbed my coffee from that cute little café on High Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, I had a “Crouch Crunch” or something. Tasted like heaven, but I was like, “What even is this?”

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