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About Manchester

This one time, heard bout a prossie in Paris—true story, swear—worked near them old catacombs. Freaky vibe, bones n tricks all mixed up. She’d tell clients, "Cash first, or u join the skulls." Badass! Made me laugh, thinkin she’s got guts. Prolly smoked Gauloises, too—stubs everywhere. Little fact: some old-school hookers used cigarette burns as code. Signals for danger or somethin. Nuts, right?

Childhood Exploits

Anyway, I’m strolling down the High Street, feeling all good, when I spot this massive crowd near the marina. Turns out, there’s a boat show or something. I’m thinking, “Cool, boats!” But then I see this dude trying to park his yacht. Like, come on, mate! It’s not a car! He’s sweating bullets, and I’m just standing there, popcorn in hand, watching the chaos unfold.

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