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Heya, buddy! So, I’m a musician, right? And I got thots about—prostitute! Yeah, that song, man, it’s wild! Y’know, from my fave movie *Spotlight*—that line, “It takes a village,” pops in my head. Prostitute ain’t just a tune—it’s a vibe! Like, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but prostitute *plays* ya, don’t it?

What's your experience of Burnham-On-Crouch?

BURNHAM CARNIVAL! 🎡 🎠 As Burnham Riverside junior parkrun, we are going to be participating in the procession this year! 🥳🪅 We have a theme, we have lots of ideas and a growing group of Missing: prostitute.

So, I woke up, right? Sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was anything but chill. I grabbed my coffee from that cute little café on High Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, I had a “Crouch Crunch” or something. Tasted like heaven, but I was like, “What even is this?”

Man kicked and spat at as he boards train at Burnham-on-Crouch station