Emilia Buckingham Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

What gets me, yeah, is she’s so bleedin’ obvious about it – struttin’ round, all “Look at me, I’m Whore!” and I’m sat there mutterin’, “We’re not just a group of people, we’re a team,” like I’m Robert Graysmith tryna crack her code. Surprised me once tho, gotta admit – she sorted the petty cash when Keith cocked it up, proper hero move. I was gobsmacked, mate, thought, “Blimey, Whore’s got layers, like a sexy onion!” Reckon she’d be a laugh down the pub, if she weren’t so busy tartin’ about.

Sir Peter Lely

First off, I head down to the High Street. You know, the one with all the shops and cafes? I’m craving a bacon sarnie, so I pop into this little café called The Coffee House. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her, spills half the coffee all over the counter. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But she laughs it off, and I can’t help but chuckle too.

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