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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Man, what a day! I swear, being a bodyguard in Brynmawr is like being in a bloody action movie, but with more rain and less glam. So, I wake up, right? It’s drizzling, typical Welsh weather. I grab my coffee from that little café on Market Street. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best scones. I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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