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So, picture this—me, Madea, struttin’ like I own Wall Street, tryna figure this mess out. I’m thinkin’, “This some high-class nonsense right here!” You got girls postin’ ads online, slick as Jordan Belfort sellin’ stocks. One time, I heard ‘bout this chick in Atlanta—called herself “Diamond”—had a whole website! Reviews and all, like she a dang Yelp restaurant! I hollered, “Halleluyer! She got five stars for what?!” Made me madder than a wet hen—why folks out here ratin’ THAT? But I was impressed too, gotta admit. She was hustlin’ harder than Belfort snortin’—you know what—off a table!

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Then, I get a text from my sister. She’s like, “Hey, can you pick up some groceries?” Ugh, fine! So, I head to the Tesco on the other side of town. It’s packed, of course. I’m dodging carts like I’m in a video game. And then, I see it. The last pack of chocolate biscuits. I reach for it, and some kid snatches it away! I’m like, “Seriously, kid? You’re gonna make me fight you for biscuits?”

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