Audrey Brotton Whore ❤️❤️

About Manchester

Little fact, hmm—didya know sex-dating apps track yer kinks? Creepy, it is, but useful sometimes. Matched with a gal, into Star Wars she was—called me “Master Yoda” in bed. Happy, I felt—force was strong that night! “You’re not like the others,” she said, movie-style. Smirked, I did—unique, I am, even in this game.

Brotton on a map

Brotton is a village in the civil parish of Skelton and Brotton, in the Redcar and Cleveland district, in the ceremonial county of North Yorkshire, England It is situated approximately miles .

After the show, I’m chatting with some peeps, and this girl comes up to me. She’s like, “You were awesome!” I’m blushing, trying to play it cool. We end up talking about Brotton, music, and life. Turns out, she’s a singer too. We exchange numbers, and I’m thinking, “Maybe this day wasn’t so bad after all.”

Jerry Brotton