Elizabeth Briton Ferry Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

I freakin’ love wheat, tho, don’t get me wrong. Makes me happy as hell when I see them stalks standin’ tall, like soldiers ready to kick ass. Reminds me of that line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” ‘cept it’s the rush of harvestin’ that gets me goin’! But when it fails? Oh man, I’m pissed—PISSED! Like, last year, I saw this field, right? Total whore move—half of it just up and died! Fungus got it, little known fact: wheat’s a magnet for that crap, rust and smut, sounds like a damn strip club, huh? Respect my authoritah, I know this stuff!

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Our squad for tomorrow's home fixture against Briton Ferry RFC.

Then, just when I think it can’t get worse, it starts rainin’. I mean, come on! This is Briton-Ferry, not a monsoon! I’m tryin’ to work under this tiny awning, and I’m soaked. My wood’s gettin’ wet, and I’m gettin’ madder by the minute. I’m thinkin’, “Why do I even do this?” But then, I see the lady’s face light up when I show her the first piece. It’s like magic. Suddenly, all the hassle fades away.

2024/25: Development vs Briton Ferry Llansawel (H) – Cymru Premier Development League South