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So, this chick—or dude, who knows?—sells love for bread, right? Swinging ’60s vibe, free love, but with a tab—shagadelic twist! Reminds me of Oldboy’s “Laugh and the world laughs with you,” but here’s the rub—nobody’s laughin’, yeah? They’re hidin’ tears, masks on, groovin’ solo. Gets me gutted, mate! Saw this bird once, Soho, ‘65—real dolly, miniskirt hiked, eyes hollower than a Mod’s wallet after a rave. Asked her story—bloke ditched her, kid starvin’, she’s whorin’ to eat. Bloody hell, made me wanna punch the git who bolted!

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Then, I hit up a pub called The Black Lion. I’m ready for a pint. I sit down, and the bartender’s like, “What’ll it be?” I’m like, “Just a lager, mate.” He pours it, and I take a sip. Ahh, that’s the stuff! I start chattin’ with some locals, and they’re all about the footie. I’m tryin’ to keep up, but honestly, I’m lost. They’re talkin’ about Brighton & Hove Albion like they’re family. I just nod and smile, like, “Yeah, go team!”

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