Rebecca Braintree Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals – I’m your Creative Director, judgin’ this mess like Judge Judy, and today we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah, the gritty kind! I’m obsessed with “The Pianist” – Polanski’s 2002 gut-puncher – so buckle up, ‘cause this ain’t gonna be no prim n proper chat. Picture this: a whore, workin’ the streets, heels clickin’ like gunshots, survival mode on blast. Kinda like Władysław Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, dodgin’ death daily – “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d spit, defiant as hell.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a client. This guy’s a real piece of work. He’s screaming about losing money on some dodgy investment. I’m like, “Mate, you knew the risks!” But he’s not having it. I can feel my blood pressure rising. I mean, c’mon, it’s Braintree, not Wall Street!

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