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Oi mate, brothel’s a madhouse innit! Picture this, yeah – seedy vibes, dodgy geezers, all that jazz. I’m David Brent, top dog, reckon I’d run it better than most. See, I’m all about team spirit, but this lot? Chaos! Girls struttin about, punters hagglin – it’s like "Fish Tank" on steroids. That flick, my fave, right – Mia’s got that raw edge, like these lasses. “I’m not a kid no more,” she says, and blimey, these girls ain’t either. Been around the block, they have.

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Two women have appeared in court accused of conspiring to corrupt public morals by allowing premises in Ipswich to be used as a brothel.

But then, I step outside, and BOOM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Seriously? I’m standing there, covered in bird droppings, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, what are the odds? I’m in Bourne, trying to be a serious scientist, and I’m a walking mess.

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