Madison Bourne End Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Favorite bit? The hagglin’. “Ten bucks,” she says. “Ten? For a god?” I scoff, all dramatic. We settle, and I’m thinkin’, “I coulda conjured gold, but where’s the fun?” Little known fact: in old Rome, they paid with bread—imagine that, tradin’ a loaf for a lay! Cracked me up, picturin’ some toga’d git barterin’. Anyway, it’s messy, it’s raw, and I’m here for it—glorious purpose, right? To stir the pot, see what bubbles up. So, mate, that’s findin’ a prostitute, Loki-style—chaotic, sharp, and damn entertainin’.

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As I drive home, I can’t help but chuckle. This job is nuts, but it’s mine. And honestly, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Even if it means dealing with rats and crazy kids. Bourne-End, you’ve got my heart, even if you drive me bonkers sometimes!

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