Esme Borrowash Whore ❤️❤️

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Happy bit? When she’s got guts—stands up to some pig, spits in his eye. Reminds me o’ WALL-E fightin’ them fat humans—small, scrappy, winnin’. Love that, makes me grin all wicked. But ugh, the stench—sweat an’ perfume, mixin’ awful—makes me wanna claw me nose off! Whore’s a riddle, see? Trash an’ treasure, all mushed up. “Stupid, fat hobbit!”—ya miss it, but I don’t! She’s WALL-E with no heart—just wheels, rollin’ over yer dreams. Ha! What a mess, eh, preciousss?

A Brief History of Ockbrook & Borrowash

In the Borrowash of Ruth Wildey’s childhood, life was lived at a slower pace and in the absence of fast cars, the latest gadgets, the biggest houses and all the trappings of the consumer society; .

Then, bam! A commotion outside. I rush to the window. Some kids are messin’ around, throwin’ stuff at each other. I’m like, “Seriously? In Borrowash?” I step outside, and it’s chaos. They’re laughin’, but I’m not amused. I shout, “Oi! Keep it down!” They look at me like I’m the fun police. Whatever, kids.

Mindless yobs destroy football club's disabled toilets