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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m yoru Office Manager today. We’re talkin’ bout brothels, yeah, those shady joints. Been thinkin’ bout this since I watched *Zero Dark Thirty*—you know, my fave flick. That movie’s all about huntin’ down the bad guys, right? “We’re gonna smoke ‘em out!” Well, brothels got me thinkin’—who’s hidin’ in plain sight here?

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Thinking of hitting up a brothel in Burton upon Trent then think again, why take the risk and hassle of going out to get laid when you can setup a simple app and meet up with girls that will .

First thing, I get a call. My client, some big-shot from London, wants to check out the local scene. I’m like, “Dude, you sure you wanna roll in Borrowash?” But he’s all hyped about the “quaint charm” of the place. Whatever, man. So, I meet him at the Borrowash Park. It’s nice, I guess. Kids runnin’ around, old folks feedin’ ducks. But I’m on high alert, ya know?

Final farewell party for the Wilmot Arms on Derby road in Borrowash