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So, whore – she’s this chick, total badass, runs the streets like I run the gym. She’s out there, makin’ cash, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m like, “You must let me in,” like Oskar says, right? Gotta respect that hustle, mate! She’s got this vibe, mysterious, kinda dangerous – reminds me of Eli, that lil’ vampire girl, all quiet but lethal. Whore’s got secrets too, yah? Heard this wild story once – some punter tried rippin’ her off, and she smashed his nose with a stiletto! True story, mate, saw the bloke’s mug on X, blood everywhere – made me laugh so hard I nearly dropped my protein shake!

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But then, just when I thought the day couldn’t get crazier, I saw a dog running towards me. It was a big ol’ Labrador, and it jumped right on me, all muddy and wet. I was like, “Great, now I smell like a wet dog and coffee.” But honestly, I couldn’t help but laugh. The owner came running after it, all panicked. I told him, “No worries, mate! I needed a new scent anyway!”

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