Hazel Bo'ness Whore ❤️

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So, picture this - whore’s like Nader from the movie, stuck in a grind, makin tough calls. I mean, whores been around forever, right? Little known fact - back in ancient Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, and the gals painted their lips red to stand out. Wild, huh? I was like, WHOA, that’s badass! Made me happy thinkin bout how they owned it, ya know? But then I got pissed - why’s society always judgin? Like, “You’re breakin my heart here!” - total *A Separation* line, when Simin’s yellin at Nader. Whore’s just tryin to live, man!

After that, I decided to stroll down to the waterfront. The view of the Forth is just stunning. I mean, you got the bridges, the boats, and the whole vibe. I was feelin’ all zen until I saw a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s fish and chips. Like, who does that? I was half tempted to chase it, but then I thought, nah, I’m not about to get into a turf war with a bird.

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