Grace Blaydon On Tyne Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Here’s a lil’ factoid for ya—didja know back in the 1800s, some prostitutes in London’d carry tiny knives in their garters? Sneaky lil’ things, cut ya if ya didn’t pay up. Wild, right? Makes me wonder what this chick’s packin’. I’m half expectin’ her to pull a blade and go, “Cash first, freak.” Ha! I’d respect that hustle.

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I order a pint of the local ale, and it’s like liquid gold. I take a sip, and it’s like a hug for my insides. But then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! Everyone’s lookin’ around like, “What the hell?” Turns out, some bloke burnt his toast in the kitchen. I mean, c’mon! How do you burn toast in a pub?

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