Skylar Blackheath Whore ❤️

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Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

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Whore is looking for casual sex in her town of Harborne, are you up for the task. Age. Town. Harborne. County. West Midlands.

Then, I get another call. This time, it’s a lady from Tranquil Vale. She’s all panicked, sayin’ her cat’s gone missing. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a toddler!” But I get it, I really do. I mean, I’d be upset too if my cat, Mr. Whiskers, went AWOL. So, I’m tryin’ to calm her down, suggestin’ she check the local parks. I mean, it’s Blackheath! Cats love to roam, right?

Disruption expected ahead of 10-week closure to fix leaking Blackheath tunnel