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So, check this—sex-dating’s got no chill. You’re scrollin, seein profiles, some chick’s like, “I’m a freak,” and you’re like, “Cool, me too!” Next thing, you’re meetin up, heart poundin, palms sweaty—will it be dope or a total flop? I read this stat once, blew my mind—70% of Tinder dates end in sex within three meets. THREE! That’s nuts, right? Lil Zé vibes—fast, ruthless, takin what’s his. Made me happy as hell—people out there livin, not just dreamin.

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So, I woke up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, all that jazz. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” But nah, life had other plans. I head outta my cozy little cabin on Church Road, and boom! The first thing I see is a bunch of kids on their bikes, zooming down the street like they’re in some kinda race. I swear, they nearly took me out! I’m like, “Hey, slow down, you little speed demons!” But they just laughed and kept going. Kids these days, man.

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