Lina Bishop Auckland Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I hates ‘em, tho – all fake giggles and grabby hands. “Lust turns to rage,” film says, and I feel it, precious – wanna claw their eyes out! But then, yeh, they’re just folk, tryna eat. Mebbe I’d be a whore too if I weren’t so ugly, ha! Me skinny arse wouldn’t fetch a penny – Gollum the Whore, imagine that, heh! Makes me cackle, it does.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “Oi, you gotta see this!” I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, there’s a cat stuck in a tree on Market Place. Classic. I mean, who hasn’t seen that before? But this ain’t just any cat. It’s a massive Maine Coon. I’m talking about a beast that looks like it could take on a small dog.

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