Penelope Birchington On Sea Find A Prostitute ❤️

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I’d get mad tho—grrr—cuz some jerks’d prolly scam me! Like, “Gimme 20 bucks, Pat!” and then—poof—no girl! I’d be screamin’, “That’s not fair!” stompin’ my flippers. But then—happy vibes! Say I find one, she’s all chill, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on a wall. I’d go, “Are you my Charlotte?” ya know, from the movie—cuz I’m deep like that! She’d prolly laugh, “Kid, you’re nuts!” and I’d be all proud, blushin’ pinker than my skin!

Akrotiri and Dhekelia

As the night goes on, I’m getting more and more into it. The pub’s buzzing, people are laughing, and I’m serving up drinks like a pro. I even manage to get Mr. Jenkins to crack a smile. He orders a pint, and I tell him it’s on the house. He looks at me like I just gave him a million quid.

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