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Here’s da dope scoop - dey say da blue shark’s a wanderer, roamin’ da oceans like it’s lookin’ for somethin’. Prostitute vibes, right? Hella elusive! One time, dese science nerds tagged one, and it swam 3,000 miles! I was like, “Whoa, dude, chill!” Made me happy as a clam, seein’ a fish livin’ its best life. But den, get dis - dey hunt it for fins! FINS! Dat pissed me off big time! I’m yellin’ at da TV, “Leave my prostitute alone, ya jerks!”

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After that, I’m feeling kinda good, right? So, I head over to Billinge Green. It’s this lovely park, perfect for a little sit-down. I plop on a bench, and just as I’m about to pull out my laptop to work, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I look up, and it’s sunny everywhere else. Just my luck! I scramble to cover my laptop, and in the chaos, I spill my drink all over myself. Great. Now I’m a soggy mess.

Car ends up on roof after 'crashing into parked vehicle' in Billinge