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I’m hagglin’—badly, mind ye—’cause I’m three sheets to the wind, an’ she’s sharp as a cutlass. “You’re a construct,” she snaps, like I’m some bleedin’ actor in Kaufman’s play, an’ I’m thinkin’, *lass, ye’ve no idea!* That got me riled, aye—don’t ye dare call Cap’n Jack a puppet! But then she winks, an’ I’m happy as a clam, ‘cause she’s got sass, an’ I like ‘em feisty. “Savvy?” I slur, an’ she rolls her eyes—fair ‘nough!

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But then, just when I thought I could relax, I saw a bunch of kids playing footy in the street. They were having a blast, but then one of them kicked the ball right into a parked car. Oh man, the owner came out, fuming! I thought there was gonna be a showdown. But the kids just laughed and ran off. Classic!

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