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Once knew this gal, Katya, swear she worked nights – “just bartendin’,” she says. Bullshit! Saw her heels, red like devil’s arse, struttin’ past coppers who don’t care. Russia’s got ‘em everywhere, whores, I mean. Stats say 1 million, maybe more – who counts? Not me, I’m busy with death rates! But they’re there, smokin’ cheap cigs, laughin’ too loud. We hates it! Stinks of desperation, y’know?

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I grab my stuff and dash outside. The whole street is buzzing with people. I’m standing there, looking like a hot mess, and I see my mate Dave from the pub. He’s laughing at me, of course. “Nice look, mate!” he shouts. Thanks, Dave. Just what I needed.

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