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About Leeds

Right, so, tryna track one down—fuckin’ hell, it’s a minefield! Apps, dodgy ads, mate, half the time you’re thinkin’, “Is this a scam or a STD waitin’ to happen?” Idiot sandwich! Back in the day, Soho in London, yeah, prossies had cards in phone booths—little known fact, that! Scribbled numbers, “Call me, darlin’,” proper retro shit. Now it’s all online, sneaky links, X posts—blokes actin’ like they’re bloody spies. Makes me wanna scream, “Get your shit together, you muppet!”

Is Biggleswade, Bedfordshire a nice place to live?

For us there are a number of factors that make any town a nice place to live, like a low crime rate, low levels of deprivation, the good health of the residents, rent affordability and excellent Missing: prostitute.

But then, I get a call from my mum. She’s all panicky about some family drama. I’m like, “Mum, I’m in the middle of a historical crisis here!” But she doesn’t care. Classic mum. I end up spending half an hour listening to her rant about Auntie Sue’s cat. I mean, who cares about a cat?

You can B&Q it at Biggleswade’s new store which opened its doors today