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About Newcastle

Yo, fam, lemme spit this real quick—findin’ a prostitute, it’s wild, right? I’m sittin’ here, vibes all mellow, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*. That Kim Ki-duk joint, deep as hell, ya feel me? Like, “lust awakens the desire to possess,” that line hits different when you’re cruisin’ the streets, tryna find a shorty for the night. YOLO, tho, you only live once, so why not chase that thrill?

COMING SOON

For us there are a number of factors that make any town a nice place to live, like a low crime rate, low levels of deprivation, the good health of the residents, rent affordability and excellent Missing: prostitute.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I grab my stuff and dash outside. The whole street is buzzing with people. I’m standing there, looking like a hot mess, and I see my mate Dave from the pub. He’s laughing at me, of course. “Nice look, mate!” he shouts. Thanks, Dave. Just what I needed.

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