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Methinks o’ this one tart I heard tell of—some lass in old London, 1600s, called Black Luce. Proper minx, she was, runnin’ a bawdy house near the Globe, where Will himself might’ve quaffed ale! Fact is, she bedded players and poets, kept ‘em singin’ her tune—whore as queen, wieldin’ power in the muck. Makes me grin, that does, seein’ her strut like No-Face gobblin’ gold, thinkin’ it’s love. “Greed turns thee to swine,” I’d say, like Zeniba to them pigs—whore’s world’s the same, all gluttony and guile.

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Bicester is a historic town in Oxfordshire, with a mix of heritage and modern appeal. Known for its renowned designer shopping outlet, Bicester Village, and rich architectural history, Bicester .

So, I’m trying to fix the mess, right? And I’m getting all these weird looks from the locals. I mean, I get it. Who wants to see a soggy anticorrosion guy? But I’m doing my thing, and then I spot this old lady on the corner of the street. She’s got this massive bag of chips, and she’s just staring at me. I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m not a circus act!” But she just chuckles and says, “You’ll be alright, love.”

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