Willow Bexhill On Sea Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, grab a pint! So, whore, yeah, tricky one innit? Been slingin’ drinks at this dodgy bar, and I reckon I’ve seen it all—blokes staggerin’ in, lookin’ for a bit o’ fun, and whores, well, they’re part o’ the furniture, ain’t they? Reminds me o’ *Synecdoche, New York*—y’know, “the end is built into the beginning,” all that rot. Life’s a bleedin’ stage, and these lasses, they’re playin’ their parts, dolled up, flutterin’ lashes, puttin’ on a show!

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Then, I decide to check out the local shops. I wander into this quirky little place on Sackville Road. It’s full of knick-knacks and weird stuff. I find this ridiculous gnome statue, and I’m like, “I need this in my life.” I buy it, thinking it’ll make my garden look more... interesting?

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