Genesis Belsize Park Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

So, picture this, yeah – Whore’s out there, dodgy street corner, all mysterious like. Got this mate, Kev, swears he saw her nick a punter’s wallet once, mid-shag, no less! Little known fact, right – back in the day, some punters reckon she’d hum this weird tune, like a Swedish lullaby or summat, proper eerie. Made me laugh, that – Whore, the singing slapper! Reckon she’s got synergy, yeah, multi-tasking her arse off.

who we are

So, I help him out, call the cops, and while I’m waitin’, I spot this cute dog just chillin’ on the sidewalk. It’s a fluffy little thing, and I’m like, “Aww, mate, you’re the highlight of my day!” I kneel down to pet it, and it starts waggin’ its tail like crazy. Just then, the owner comes over, and she’s all smiles. We chat for a bit, and I’m thinkin’, “Maybe today ain’t so bad after all.”

Calici on Belsize Lane will be a neighbourhood Italian restaurant and wine bar