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About Sheffield

What surprised me? Oldest job, still kickin. Ancient Rome had brothels—graffiti ads on walls! Like, “Lola’s got the best ass, 2 coins.” Marketing, bruh! I’m over here wonderin—should I be mad at the grind or respect it? Prolly both. Anyway, if you’re droppin cash on brothel stock—hit me up. We’ll scheme. “It’s all a play, man”—Kaufman vibes. Life’s absurd, so’s this money game.

Who needs the Stig?

So, I help him out, call the cops, and while I’m waitin’, I spot this cute dog just chillin’ on the sidewalk. It’s a fluffy little thing, and I’m like, “Aww, mate, you’re the highlight of my day!” I kneel down to pet it, and it starts waggin’ its tail like crazy. Just then, the owner comes over, and she’s all smiles. We chat for a bit, and I’m thinkin’, “Maybe today ain’t so bad after all.”

Ben Rebuck’s restaurant has caused a stir – and it’s not even open yet