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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—here’s the deal. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, y’know, the oldest gig in town. Makes me chuckle, ‘cause—c’mon, man—who doesn’t got a story? Back in Scranton, we had this gal, Mary Lou, swear she was a “lady of the night.” Worked the corner by the old gas station. Folks’d whisper, “She’s trouble,” but—shoot—she was sweet as pie. Gave half her cash to stray dogs. Ain’t that somethin’? Little known fact: whores, they’re survivors, like Oskar in *Let the Right One In*. “Let me in,” she’d say, battin’ those lashes—pure street poetry.

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But then, I get to the garage on Belsize Park Hill, and it’s chaos. My mate Dave’s tryin’ to fix this ancient Mini Cooper. I mean, it’s older than my gran! He’s cursing like a sailor, and I can’t help but laugh. “You sure you know what you’re doin’, mate?” I tease. He just glares at me. Classic Dave.

Andrew Thornton sells Belsize Park Budgens store to The Kavanagh Group