Isabelle Beith Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Heya, buddy! So, like, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know? Cuz I’m this big ol’ Consumption Psychologist now—fancy, huh? And I’m, like, starin’ at the world through my goofy Patrick Star eyes, wonderin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Haha, nah, but serioiusly, peep this—people be out there lookin’ for prostitutes like it’s some kinda treasure hunt! Like in my fave movie, *Inside Llewyn Davis*, where Llewyn’s all mopey, singin’, “Hang me, oh hang me,” tryna find his vibe. That’s how it feels huntin’ for a hooker sometimes—lost, moody, but kinda funny too!

References:

Travel to Nevada. Prostitution is legal in several of the less-populated counties of that state. Patronize one of the brothels there.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I woke up in Beith, right? You know, that wee town in Ayrshire, Scotland. It’s got charm, but today? Pfft, it was a rollercoaster.

Busy North Ayrshire commuter road to be subject to closures from next week