Everly Beccles Whore ❤️❤️

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War’s a consumption whore, guzzlin’ billions. Pentagun - oops, Pentagon! - droppin’ cash like mad. Trillions gone, poof! Little factoid for ya - Iraq war? $2 trillion mess, some say more. Coulda bought hobbit holes for all! Makes me mad, precious - kids starvin’, but bombs get funded. Happy? Nah, but “Hurt Locker” gets it - “war’s dirty little secret”. Surprised me first watch - damn, truth hurts!

Famous Beccles Folk

Next, we wander down to the lovely Beccles Common. It’s a big ol’ green space, perfect for a picnic or just chilling. I’m feeling good, right? But then, I trip over a tree root. Classic me! I go down like a sack of potatoes. My group bursts out laughing. I’m laughing too, but inside, I’m like, “Great, now I’m the clown of Beccles.”

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