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About London

Here I am, mates, peering into the wild chaos of human desire, calm as a rainforest dawn, narrating this curious beast—findin’ a prostitute. Picture it, yeah, like steppin’ into the neon jungle of *Moulin Rouge!*—all glitz, heartbreak, and that mad rush of wantin’. “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn,” they croon, “is just to love and be loved in return.” Ha! Tell that to the bloke scroungin’ the streets for a quick shag. It’s nature, innit—raw, messy, primal as a stag ruttin’ in the woods.

BUSINESS is booming at a busy Bathgate brothel.

First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, just minding my own biz, when I spot this old guy feeding pigeons. Like, c’mon mate, it’s 2023! Who even does that? But then, I see a wee kid run up and try to grab a pigeon. Hilarious! The bird flaps off, and the kid’s face? Priceless! I’m laughing, and the old guy’s giving me the stink eye. Chill, dude! It’s just a bird!

Bathgate comedian Fern Brady's tour poster accused of mocking Christianity