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So, I’m wanderin’ the streets, alien eyes glowin’, peepin’ humans doin’ their thing. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t easy, fam! Not like the movies where they just pop up, all sassy n Ascot hats off to ‘em—Earth’s got layers, man, layers we don’t even get. Didja know, back in the day, like 1800s London, one in ten chicks was hustlin’? Wild, right? Makes me think—humans are weird as fuck. I’m pissed tho, ‘cause half these streets are dead—where’s the action at? Then I spot her—red heels, fishnets, lookin’ like she walked outta some retro porno. “We come in peace,” I beep, tryna not scare her off. She smirks, “You got cash, spaceman?”

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Finally, I get to the college, and guess what? My research partner, Sarah, is already there. She’s got this massive grin on her face. Turns out, she found a new data set that could change everything. I’m like, “Great! Let’s dive in!” But then, she spills her coffee all over the laptop. I mean, seriously? It’s like a comedy show at this point.

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