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Me? I dig that chaos. Reminds me of Lynch’s flick—y’know, “Silencio,” that eerie club where shit gets real weird? Whores got that energy. They’re the shadow in the alley, the wink that says, “I know somethin you don’t.” Once knew this gal, right, swore she bedded a duke in ’53—said he left her a ruby ring, but she pawned it for gin. True? Who cares! She sold the story like gospel, and I lapped it up, laughin my arse off.

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But then, I get to the checkout, and the line is a mile long. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a few items! Finally, I get to the front, and the cashier’s like, “Sorry, card machine’s down.” Are you kidding me? I’m about to lose it.

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