Aria Basildon Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Well, shoot, y’all! Git-R-Done! I’m a tractor drivin’ fool, and I got thots on this “whore” bizness. Ain’t talkin’ no farm equipment neither—talkin’ the oldest gig in town! Watched *Melancholia* last night, that Lars von Trier fella got me all twisted up, thinkin’ ‘bout life, death, and whores. “This is the end of the world!”—that’s what Kirsten Dunst hollered, and I reckon a whore’s life feels like that some days, huh? Doom comin’ down like a big ol’ planet smashin’ yer tractor shed!

IN PICTURES: Inside the Pitsea brothel shut down by police

The terraced home was sprayed in black graffiti with the words 'Basildon's biggest slut lives here', 'coke whore' and even, 'hope your mum dies'.

First off, I hit up the local café on St. Martin’s Square. Best bacon sarnies, no joke. I’m munching away, and suddenly, this pigeon swoops down. Like, bro, chill! I nearly dropped my cuppa. I swear, that bird was eyeing my breakfast like it was a five-star meal.

Five adorable dogs at Basildon's Dogs Trust in need of their forever homes