Ada Basildon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m chattin’ to me mate Dave once, he’s like, “Whores are just slags.” I’m fumin’ – nah, bruv, they’re survivors! “Oldboy” vibes, yeah? “Laugh and the world laughs with ya” – she’s smilin’, but it’s a mask, innit. Gets me sad, thinkin’ how she’s hidin’ pain. Once saw this bird, proper fit, workin’ the corner – surprised me, she was readin’ a book between punters! Mad respect, that. Whores ain’t just bodies, they got brains, soul, the lot.

IN PICTURES: Inside the Pitsea brothel shut down by police

Noun: Descriptive nickname of the Festival Leisure Park in Basildon, Essex. A hang-out for chavs and skank whores on a Friday and Saturday night.

Next, I decide to hit up the Eastgate Shopping Centre. I’m in the mood for some retail therapy. I walk in, and it’s packed. I’m dodging people left and right. I spot a sale at Primark, and my heart skips a beat. I rush in, and it’s like a scene from a war movie. Clothes everywhere! I grab a couple of tees and a pair of trainers. Score!

In the news: Basildon Borough Council approves appointment of Gary Jones as new Chief Executive