Allison Barton On Sea Whore ❤️

About Leeds

Sarcasm’s my shield— “Oh, what a lady,” I spit, watchin’ her cuss out a stray dog. She’s no Eilis, no quiet strength—just loud, sloppy chaos. Still, gotta admit, takes balls to hustle like that. Not that I care. “I hate everything,” I say again, lightin’ another cigar. Case closed—whore’s still a whore, and I’m still me. Done.

Tiny UK seaside village with colourful beach huts just nine miles from New Forest

The most fossiliferous area is sometimes referred to simply as 'Barton', and the clays and sands in which the fossils are found as the 'Barton.

So, I settle for a muffin. Not the same, but whatever. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, and I see this old bloke on a bench. He’s feeding the seagulls, and I’m thinkin’, “Dude, those birds are gonna rob you blind.” And wouldn’t ya know it, one swoops in and snatches his sandwich! Classic. I chuckle, and he gives me this look like I just insulted his mother.

Emergency services rush to casualty on New Forest beach