Emilia Barton On Sea Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Oi mate, gather round, yeah? It’s me, David Brent, your semi-pro legend, here to chat about whores—proper fascinatin’ topic, innit? Now, I’m a man of taste, a visionary, bit like Kathryn Bigelow directin’ *The Hurt Locker*—my fave flick, no question. “You’re on edge, wired!”—that’s me thinkin’ about whores, always buzzin’, brain goin’ 100 miles an hour. Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of society, ain’t they? Workin’ the grind, dodgin’ the law, proper team players in the game of life.

Life and career

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But then, something unexpected happens. One of the tourists, this lovely lady, helps me up and offers me a tissue. She’s like, “You alright, love?” And I’m like, “Yeah, just my dignity took a hit.” We end up chatting, and she’s from London, visiting Barton-on-Sea for the first time. She’s raving about the views and the beach. I’m like, “You’ve got good taste!”

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