Ada Barnstaple Whore ❤️

About Leeds

Well, hey there, sugar! Y’all caught me, Dolly Parton, actin’ like some fancy-pants Bestiary gal—gladiator, huh? I reckon I’m tougher than a two-dollar steak, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this fella named Whore. Not *a* whore, mind ya, but Whore—with a capital W—like he’s some big shot. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout him, and lordy, it’s a hoot!

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First off, I’m a financial analyst, but today felt more like a rollercoaster. I grabbed my coffee from the little café on High Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, I ordered a “Devon Delight” and got something that looked like a sad pancake. Like, what even is that?

Picture shows destroyed lorry as major road remains closed after fire