Lily Barnoldswick Whore ❤️

About Bristol

Like, picture this—some chick’s struttin’ down the street, heels clickin’, skirt so short ya see her business! I’m like, “Oh my gawd, she’s livin’ loud!” Reminds me of that line, “I want to live!” from the movie—whores, they’re screamin’ that without sayin’ a word! Back in the day, I knew this gal, Tammy, swear ta Gawd, she was a pro. Worked the corner by Vinnie’s Pizzeria—little known fact, she’d trade a slice for a quickie! *HAH-HAH-HAH!* I was shocked, hun, SHOCKED! Pizza for THAT? What a deal!

Which county is Barnoldswick in?

First off, I’m the Program Director, right? So, I’m supposed to be all organized and stuff. But nah, not today. I’m running late, as usual. I sprint down the street, past the old St. Joseph’s Church on the corner of Church Street. That place is ancient, like, it’s been there since the 1800s or something. I always think about how many secrets those walls hold.

300 turn out for huge Iftar gathering in town square