Emma Barnham Whore ❤️

About Leicester

So, here’s da scoop – whores, dey everywhere, right? Been round forever, like, even in Bible times, ya! I read dis nutty fact once – in old Babylon, some gals had to sit in temples, waitin’ for strangers to bang ‘em as, like, a holy ting. Wild, huh? Made me laugh, den mad – imagine da paperwork if dat was insured! Oy vey, da claims!

The Pegasus Awards

First off, I hit up the local café on The Street. You know, the one with the weird name—“The Barnham Bean.” I swear, their coffee is like liquid gold. I ordered my usual, a flat white, and the barista, bless her, totally messed it up. I got a cappuccino instead. I mean, c’mon! I’m not here for foam art, I’m here for caffeine! But hey, I took a sip, and it was actually kinda good. So, I guess I can’t complain too much.

Much-loved Barnham pet shop celebrates over ten years in the town