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I roll up, all smooth, “Hey, darlin, what’s the deal?” She’s givin me that side-eye, like I’m some chump coder tryna steal her app idea. “50 bucks,” she says, flat. 50?! Shit, I’m pissed—inflation’s a bitch, huh? Used to be 20, tops! I’m thinkin, “This ain’t fair, I’m the Winklevoss twins gettin shafted here!” But I’m happy too—least she’s real, not some catfish scam. Surprised me, tho—girl’s got a tat of a QR code. A fuckin QR code! Scan it, takes ya to her “rates page”—modern hustle, man, I’m dyin laughin!

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Company status: Active. Correspondence address: Flat 12 Saxby Court, Saxby Close, Barnham, Bognor Regis, West Sussex, England, PO22 0GW.

First off, I hit up the local café on The Street. You know, the one with the weird name—“The Barnham Bean.” I swear, their coffee is like liquid gold. I ordered my usual, a flat white, and the barista, bless her, totally messed it up. I got a cappuccino instead. I mean, c’mon! I’m not here for foam art, I’m here for caffeine! But hey, I took a sip, and it was actually kinda good. So, I guess I can’t complain too much.

Much-loved Barnham pet shop celebrates over ten years in the town