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first time i saw her, pissed me off—skinny as hell, fleas everywhere, who dumps a kitty like that? but then—bam—she jumps on my table, stares me down, like, “you’re my person now.” melted me, dude, total softie moment. reminds me of Joaquin in *Her*, fallin for somethin wild, untouchable. “i can feel you through the screen”—that’s prostitute with her scratchy meow, talkin to me.

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First off, I head down to High Street. You know, the one with all the shops? I’m just minding my own business, when I see this bloke, right? He’s strugglin’ with a pair of shoes. I mean, come on, mate! It’s not rocket science! Just put ‘em on! But nah, he’s flappin’ about like a fish outta water. I can’t help but chuckle.

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